Ladies! Ladies! Why is it that you can't sit down when you tinkle unless you are sitting on a familiar toilet?

If we all agreed to sit down while we tinkle, the toilet seat would remain dry (you don't sprinkle or splash when you sit) and we wouldn't waste so much toilet paper drying the seat off after you (you know who you are) and we wouldn't waste so much toilet liners trying to safeguard ourselves (although I would probably still use them; as would many others).

If you would agree to sit down, then you wouldn't sound like a man when you wee. You would sound like a woman and I wouldn't be shocked to see you in the "Ladies' Room". I heard someone doing the "squatting over" position in a restaurant restroom one day. I thought the woman was a man! Even when I got to see her/him I thought it was a good makeup job! After a while I realized that she/he may have been just doing the "I'm not putting my precious patutti on that thing!" routine and she sounded like a he in doing so. I was relieved, quite honestly, but still. Sit down. That's what the seats are made for.

I went to a restaraunt the other day and I had to wipe down the toilet seat (every stall had the same problem: wet seats). I do so in highway rest areas, in restaurants, in shopping malls. Why do I have to clean up after you? If you're going to stand up to wizz, then at the very least, clean up after yourselves! If you see tinkle on the seat, wipe the seat dry and clean! I'm not the maid, nor am I happy about having to wipe down your wizz. Clean it up.

After all, if I had to wizz really bad and stood over the toilet seat instead of sitting down and the seat was all wet for you, wouldn't you be writing the same thing?